var·nish ('vârnish) n.

  • An artificial covering, used to give a pleasant appearance to any act or conduct; outside show; gloss;
  • A deceptively attractive external appearance;
  • Of, pertaining to, or being similar to Varney.

The Varnish n.

  • The observations, thoughts, and musings of the world as seen by me;
  • The world according to me;
  • My stuff;