var·nish ('vârnish) n.

• An artificial covering, used to give a pleasant appearance to any act or conduct; outside show; gloss;
  
• A deceptively attractive external appearance;
• Of, pertaining to, or being similar to Varney.

The Varnish n.

• The observations, thoughts, and musings of the world as seen by me;
• The world according to me;
• My stuff;